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Good evening.

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Did anyone see
a golf ball go by?

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It couldn’t have gone far.

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I just gave it a toss.

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I’ve been employing
this means of getting around

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the golf course
since the club voted to ban

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all motorized carts.

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It was a ban
I heartily endorsed.

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By the way, since the carts
were always tipping over

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when they ran over laggards,

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this slowed up
the game terribly.

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This system of travel
also helps me comply

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with another rule,
which was made because of

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the crowded condition
of the course.

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We are asked to play
in foursomes.

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But I believe you tuned in
for a story.

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I shall step aside
and allow you

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to play through.

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[yawns]

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Well, look who’s here.

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Sleeping Beauty himself.

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Oh, cut it out, will you?

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What’s the matter, Joe?

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The noon whistle
wake you up?

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That late already?

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Boy, I must’ve really
been pooped.

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What’s for breakfast?

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You mean lunch, don’t you?

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I’ve been up since 8:00
listening to you snore.

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Things aren’t bad enough,
you’ve gotta watch
television

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till 2:00 in the morning.

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It was a good movie.

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Don’t you see enough movies?

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Now, what
does that crack mean?

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Oh, you know what I mean.

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Don’t you think I know
where you spend
your afternoons?

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I’ve been looking
for work every day.

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What as, an usher?

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Put your toast in.

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Look, Irene,
I’ve been to half a dozen

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employment agencies this week,
and I went on two interviews.

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They just didn’t pan out,
that’s all.

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How come they never pan out
with you, Joe?

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How come everybody else
is working

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and you can’t even collect
unemployment insurance anymore?

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You’re gonna burn
those eggs.

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The papers are full of jobs.
I can read, you know.

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Yeah, they’re full of jobs.
But what kind of jobs, huh?

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You just don’t understand
the way it is with me,
Irene. You never did.

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I’m not a laborer!

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Then get a job in an office!

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-You mean a clerk’s job?
-Yes.

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That’s not for me.

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I gotta have something
with a future.

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You should’ve taken that job
my brother offered.

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And sell shoes?
I’d starve first.

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We might just do that!

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Do you know that Mr. Waters
won’t give me any more credit?

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Do you know that
I haven’t even got a bottle

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of milk in this house?

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Oh, what’s the matter
with this toast?

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This thing’s broken, Irene.

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It was all right
this morning.

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Oh, no!

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It’s the electricity!

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Oh, how do you like that
for nerve?

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They cut us off!

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Nerve? Nerve?

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We haven’t paid
a bill in three months!

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[sobbing]

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Aw, forget it, honey.

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We’ll get along for a while.

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It’ll be kind of romantic
with candles around
this place.

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[sobbing]
Oh, Joe. I’m so ashamed.

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I’m so ashamed.

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There’s nothing
to be ashamed of.

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We’ve got to get
some money, Joe.

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-We need money!
-OK, OK.

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I’ll go out this afternoon
and take the first thing
that comes along.

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We need it now.
We need it right now!

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We can’t go on
owing everybody!

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-Maybe if we asked Davey.
-Oh, no, you don’t!

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I’m not asking your brother
for another dime.

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Look, I’ll tell you
what we’ll do.

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I’ll go out
and get ourselves
a loan to tide us over.

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Just a small one.

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And then I’ll go back
to that employment agency,

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and I’ll take anything
they offer.

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I’ll dig ditches, Irene.
Anything!

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There, does that
make you feel better?

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Oh, Joe.

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It’s gonna be OK, honey.

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Don’t you worry
about a thing.

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It’s gonna be all right.

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I see by your application,
Mr. Helmer,

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that your last employment
was in food merchandising.

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Just what kind
of work was that?

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I worked in a meat market.

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Pardon?

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I sold meat
in a supermarket.

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Oh. That was way back
in April, according to this.

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Have you been
on the unemployment
insurance since then?

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It stopped last month.

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-And you’re married?
-Yes.

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No children, I see.

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You’ve had quite a number
of jobs in that time,
haven’t you?

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Route salesman, waiter,
dry cleaner, printer...

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Printer-- [mutters]
Printers do pretty well,
don’t they, Mr. Helmer?

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Well, I...

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wasn’t exactly a printer.

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I was a night watchman
in a big printing plant.

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I guess that’s a mistake,
what I wrote there.

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Oh, I see.

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And the purpose of the loan?

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Oh, it says
home improvement.

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-Home improvement?
-Yes, yes, that’s right.

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Do you have any collateral,
Mr. Helmer,

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any stocks or bonds,
jewelry, anything like that?

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-No.
-Do you own a car?

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No.

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You’re not making this easy
for me, Mr. Helmer.

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Now, I told you that
the Friendship Corporation

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doesn’t like to turn anyone
away from its door,

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but you present a rather--
what shall I say--

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a bleak picture
of your finances.

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Look, I only wanna borrow
$100 bucks.

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I’m not looking
for any million.

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Well, the amount
isn’t the problem.
It’s your credit!

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You haven’t worked
for three months.

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You haven’t any collateral.

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Say, what about a co-signer?

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Do you think you could
find one?

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No, I don’t think
I could do that.

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Or some relative, maybe?

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No.

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I’m askin’ nothing of them.
Nothing!

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I’m trying to help you
Mr. Helmer,

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but under
the circumstances, I--

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You mean I don’t get
the money?

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What can I do?
My hands are tied.

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OK, OK.
If that’s the way you want it.

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Thank you.

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Hey!

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Mister!

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Mister, are you all right?

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He’s dead.

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[Irene] Well, you certainly
took your time.

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[Joe] Those stairs
are murder.

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It’s warm, you know.

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The refrigerator
isn’t working.

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I don’t care.

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Well, what about it?
Did you get the loan?

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No, I didn’t get the loan.

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Well, you know how they are.

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You can’t get any money
unless you can prove
you don’t need it.

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I’m not surprised.

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Well, we’ll just have
to call Davey tomorrow.

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I won’t have to call Davey.

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Then what are we going
to do?

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I don’t mind
candlelight suppers,

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only there won’t be
any supper.

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You know that, don’t you?

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I know.

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Oh, stop it, Joe!

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I’m in no mood
for kidding around.

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You know where I was
all afternoon?

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How should I know?
In the movies, I suppose.

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You’re wrong.

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I was with an old pal
of mine, a buddy
from the Army.

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I hope he bought the drinks.

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He did better than that.

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He remembered
about some dough
he borrowed from me

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when we were both
stationed at Fort Bragg.

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I got him out of
a real jam once,
and he remembered.

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Shows there are still
some nice people
in the world.

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Are you serious?

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Sure, I’m serious.

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Want to see the money?

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Sure, let’s see it.

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I’m not sure I’ll recognize
the stuff, but let’s try.

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Oh, Joe.

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How much is that?

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Two hundred
and seventy-five bucks.

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Almost $300.

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[laughing]
It’s exactly what
he owed me.

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It’s about time we got
a break, isn’t it?

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Oh, Joe, this is wonderful!

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Now we can give $50
to Mr. Peterson.

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And $100 to Mr. Waters,
so we can get back
our charge account.

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And we’ll call
the electric--

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Hey! Take it easy, will you?

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Leave out about ten bucks
for a good steak dinner
tonight.

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We owe it to ourselves,
don’t we?

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Tonight? You really mean it?

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Sure, I mean it.

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I’ll take you
to that steak house
on First Avenue.

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Oh, Joe!

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Come on now!

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I gotta shave, and you
put on your blue dress,

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and we’ll get going, huh?
I’m starved.

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"Marvin Horine.

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9 East, 70th street,
New York."

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"I am not dead.

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I am subject to a form
of cataleptic illness

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which may appear
to cause death.

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If I am found, notify
at once Dr. Nelson Kruger,

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441 East 64th Street,
Plaza 3.

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[whispering]

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I am not dead."

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I thought you were shaving.

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-I’ve got to go out, Irene.
-Out? Out where?

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00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,590
Well, I can’t explain now.
It’s something I forgot,
something important.

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B-But what about dinner?
You told me to get dressed.

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[Joe] I’ve got to go out!

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[sirens]

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Good evening, officer.

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[officer] Evenin’.

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Some excitement, huh?

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00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,600
It was an ambulance,
wasn’t it?

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Man dropped dead
in the street.

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-You sure he was dead?
-Oh, he was dead, all right.

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00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,210
You know anything
about it, mister?

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-Me?
-Yeah, you.

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Not a thing.

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Just passing by,
saw the ambulance,

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Just curious, that’s all.

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[dial tone]

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[woman]
Dr. Kruger’s office.

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00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,030
Hello, can I speak
to Dr. Kruger, please?

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00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,600
I’m sorry, Dr. Kruger’s
not available right now.

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May I take a message?

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Where is he?
I have to talk to him.

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He’s on vacation.
If you’ll just give me
your name.

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00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,880
Look, my name’s
not important.

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Are you his nurse?

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00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,880
No, sir, this is
his answering service.

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[dial tone]

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00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,260
[woman 2] Operator.

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00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,630
Operator? Get me the police.

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[man] 21st Precinct,
Sergeant Dugan.

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00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,470
Look, one of your ambulances
just picked up a man

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at 17th Street
and 2nd Avenue,

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about an hour ago.

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00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,740
What was that name again?

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00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,510
I didn’t give any name.

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00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,440
Look, I’m talking about
the man who fell dead
in the street.

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The one that they took away.

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00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,050
I wanted to tell you
that he isn’t really dead.

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Hey, what is this?
Some kind of joke?

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00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,250
Look, I’m serious!

251
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,050
The guy had a kind
of an attack, that’s all,

252
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,420
but you shouldn’t...
bury him.

253
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,760
Whatever you do,
don’t bury him!

254
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,830
Look, Mac, I’ll tell you
what you do.

255
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,590
Come on over here
and tell us all
about it, huh?

256
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,430
Come on over, right now.

257
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,760
No, I...

258
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,830
[Irene] Joe?

259
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,900
Yeah?

260
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,370
Thanks for the steak dinner.

261
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,340
I’m sorry.

262
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,880
I opened a can
of pork and beans.

263
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:37,210
Still some left
if you want any.

264
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,280
It’s not exactly sirloin,
but it’s filling.

265
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,750
I’m not hungry.

266
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,250
You going to tell me
where you went?

267
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,620
It was
nothing important, I...

268
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,690
just forgot something
at that bar,

269
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,630
the place where
I met my army buddy.

270
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,430
Went back to see
if it was still there.

271
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,430
I guess it was.

272
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,800
I can smell it.

273
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,770
So I had a couple of beers.

274
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,470
We have beer at home.

275
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,610
For Pete’s sake, do we have
to have a quiz program
every night?

276
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,840
Oh, Joe.

277
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:12,810
Joe, what’s happening to us?

278
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,220
This morning we were picking
at each other

279
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,350
because we didn’t have
any money.

280
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,550
And tonight I’ve got
a jar full of $20 bills
and...

281
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,020
Joe...

282
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,830
It’s not another girl,
is it?

283
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,670
No, it’s not another girl.

284
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,200
Now, will you just please
leave me alone for a while?

285
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,810
Sure.

286
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,940
I’ll leave you alone.

287
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:52,150
No, ma’am, there’s no law
against keepin’ a dog
in the backyard.

288
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,720
Long as the animal
isn’t giving you any trouble,

289
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760
there’s nothing we can do
about it.

290
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,060
Yes, you let us know.

291
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,230
Thank you, ma’am.

292
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,600
Yes, sir, what can I do
for you?

293
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:03,730
My name’s Helmer.

294
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,430
I’m the one
who telephoned tonight.

295
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,630
We got a lot
of calls tonight.

296
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,300
What was yours about?

297
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,770
About the dead man
on 17th Street.

298
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,470
Oh, yes, I remember.

299
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,710
You’re the man who said
he wasn’t dead.

300
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,540
Would you have
a sit right over there?

301
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,110
I spoke to Lieutenant Bates
about this.

302
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,450
He’d like to speak to you.

303
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,150
[sergeant]
Lieutenant Bates, please.

304
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:30,090
Say, lieutenant, remember
the D.O.A. in 17th Street?

305
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,730
The man just came in.
The one that called.

306
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:34,630
Right.

307
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,760
He’ll be with you
in a minute.

308
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:44,810
This is Mr. Helmer,
lieutenant.

309
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:47,710
Mr. Helmer,
I’m Lieutenant Bates.

310
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,880
Must admit, Mr. Helmer,
that your phone call kind
of puzzled me.

311
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,680
You sure you’re talking
about the same man?

312
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,020
Yeah, I’m sure.

313
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,050
It was on 17th Street,
about 9:00.

314
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,460
Small, well-dressed man,
gray hair, about 60?

315
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,720
Yes, that’s him.

316
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,490
And you don’t think
he’s dead?

317
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,400
I know he isn’t dead!

318
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,060
Well, he looked pretty dead
when they brought him
in here.

319
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,800
There was no heartbeat,
no pulse, no nothing.

320
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,540
The doctor examined him
and said he was dead.

321
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,240
They wrote out
a death certificate.

322
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:17,740
The body’s in the morgue now
awaiting burial.

323
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,770
So you see, Mr. Helmer,
there’s nothing
to worry about.

324
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,380
He’s really dead.
Now take my word for it.

325
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,210
You think I’m insane!
You think I’m some kind
of nut?

326
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,280
I didn’t say that,
Mr. Helmer.

327
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,080
Yeah, but that’s what
you’re thinking, right?

328
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,120
Only you’re wrong!

329
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,890
I saw the guy’s wallet.

330
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,990
He had a card in it
that said he wasn’t dead!

331
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,930
We didn’t find any card.

332
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,330
Yeah, but it was there!
I saw it!

333
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,570
How did you see it,
Mr. Helmer?

334
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,700
Well, I saw him
when he fell down and I...

335
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,240
I went looking through
his pockets

336
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,440
for identification,
you know?

337
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,810
Go on.

338
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,480
So I saw this card.

339
00:21:57,510 --> 00:22:00,150
It said he was a cataleptic.

340
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,780
It said he might look dead,
but he really wasn’t!

341
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,050
Are you sure that’s
how it happened?

342
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,060
All right.

343
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,330
So I took his wallet.

344
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,800
I thought he was dead.

345
00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,070
I-I thought he wouldn’t need
the money anymore.

346
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,640
That’s what I thought.

347
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,870
You’ve got to stop them,
lieutenant!

348
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,210
You can’t let them bury him!

349
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,360
Max? Bates.

350
00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:45,090
The stiff they brought in
tonight, was it transferred
to the City Morgue?

351
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:49,300
Yeah. It’s still
in the freezer, huh?

352
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,870
Well, showcase him,
we’ll be right down.

353
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,100
[hang up the phone]

354
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,200
Mr. Helmer.

355
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,290
Hope it’s not too cold
for you, Mr. Helmer?

356
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,290
They keep it pretty chilly
down here.

357
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,560
I’m OK.

358
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:24,500
Can you identify this man,
Mr. Helmer?

359
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,670
Yeah, that’s him.
That’s Marvin Horine.

360
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,600
His name’s not Horine.
It’s Capper.

361
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,170
Sonny Boy Capper.

362
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:33,140
We’ve known about him
for a long, long time.

363
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:35,340
It’s our business to know
about men like Sonny Boy.

364
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,480
He was one of the slickest
pickpockets in the country.

365
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,750
Till his bum heart gave out.

366
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,520
Pickpocket?

367
00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:49,460
Then this isn’t Marvin?

368
00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:53,400
Let’s go upstairs,
Mr. Helmer.

369
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,660
We’ve got
some talking to do.

370
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,460
I hear the shout of "fore."

371
00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:25,530
Apparently someone
is counting my horses again.

372
00:24:26,630 --> 00:24:28,560
I shall have to move on.

373
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,830
Suppose you join me
at the next tee.

374
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,780
I found this in the rough
we just passed through.

375
00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:44,110
I wonder who it belongs to.

376
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,160
Until next week,

377
00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:00,600
goodnight.